Sunday, July 15, 2007

What Will Happen?

Here are a few possible endings to the next Harry Potter book.

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is:
Harry goes on a hot date with Draco Malfoy in a passage written by Harold Pinter
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Hermione Granger gets pregnant by Dobby the House Elf after signing a massive advertising contract with McDonalds

Hermione Granger chokes to death on a hot dog after appearing in a photo shoot for Vogue

Harry joins a Beatles tribute band, as John Lennon by using Windgardium Leviosa

Severus Snape gets pregnant by Salazar Slytherin using a Befuddlement Draught

Ron Weasley discovers true love after fleeing an angry horde of barbarians

Hermione Granger gets addicted to crack in a scene which will make you weep for days

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