Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Random Quotes

These are from an episode of Mystery Science Theater. I love that show.

Holy cow, that's 40 pounds of butt in 30 pound butt capacity pants.

She's wearing a gownless evening strap

It's great that they can run the space program and then sell corn from their flatbed truck.

I couldn't get the jaws of life, so I brought Cindy. She's really strong.

And my new favorite opening line to a book:

Holy Shit! I'm Invisible.

2 comments:

Jeimeken said...

That Crazy Woman Upstair! She prolly hungry by now...

Fordness said...

I always enjoyed "It's the secret government Eggo project"